January 2012
1 post
You seriously have nothing better to do, officer?
After a long day working both jobs, a cop decides to follow me for 15 minutes all the way TO MY HOUSE. This was completely unwarranted as I was obeying every traffic law leading up to and proceeding him following me. When I got to my house and got out of my car, he just slowly and CREEPILY drove by. Uh, are you serious? WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU PROTECTING AND SERVING A-HOLE?!? I wonder how many...
November 2011
5 posts
Last night I had a dream that I was in a room full of fat guys and we were all wearing the same Vitus shirt. What does it all mean??????
September 2011
1 post
August 2011
2 posts
2011 Stanley Cup Champs
We’re still the champions!
June 2011
1 post
May 2011
5 posts
My cat just scared herself three times in a row by hitting a paper bag with her tail, then she jumped on it and fell asleep. Then I told her she was awesome. …And then I tumbled about it.
I’m now running a bit late because of Binx and a paper bag. What is wrong with me?
Whatever, happy weekend all, sun’s out yayy!!!!
April 2011
2 posts
My cat is snoring, it’s so cute.
March 2011
9 posts
Excuse me but my feminism is showing.
We seriously live in a society where Chris Brown REALLY has a career after beating Rihanna? And where every kind of famous man has a wife with a television show glorifying the fact that they have no talent and would be nothing without a man dumb enough not to have signed a prenup? There’s a mob wives show coming out, housewives of every suburban area that I will not live in, basketball...
February 2011
19 posts
I like BBC news. →
I took a modern British film class last year and it was basically a watch a ton of flicks from the 80s that are about Thatcherism class. It was pretty sweet. Also, I love the song they quote to start this article.
Lol. →
So, for the record, never have I EVER sulked on my couch listening to Un-break my heart while downing a tub of ice cream. The song was something more like Scum or You oughtta know. Anyways, even though these events are about as obnoxious as their commercial counterparts, I thought this article was funny and cute. So, taken or not, don’t let one stupid day bring ya down! This is for all...
WatchThis must have taken so long.
“‘Tis better to be laid and left then never laid at all!”
– Bitch Powers
January 2011
9 posts
“Oh please! There’s always a competition with an ex, it’s called ‘who will die miserable?’”
I don’t care what anyone says, the writing on Sex and The City is gold.