The girl who lived in a tent

Fuck gold, she was a platinum digger

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  1. You seriously have nothing better to do, officer?

    After a long day working both jobs, a cop decides to follow me for 15 minutes all the way TO MY HOUSE.  This was completely unwarranted as I was obeying every traffic law leading up to and proceeding him following me.  When I got to my house and got out of my car, he just slowly and CREEPILY drove by.  Uh, are you serious?  WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU PROTECTING AND SERVING A-HOLE?!?  I wonder how many drunks are out on the road after the Bs game right now while you follow around an innocent girl doing nothing wrong just trying to get home. Nice one, guy!  THAT’S suburban cops for ya.

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