Fuck gold, she was a platinum digger

So, for the record, never have I EVER sulked on my couch listening to Un-break my heart while downing a tub of ice cream. The song was something more like Scum or You oughtta know. Anyways, even though these events are about as obnoxious as their commercial counterparts, I thought this article was funny and cute. So, taken or not, don’t let one stupid day bring ya down! This is for all the haters out there. =]